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Harry Gives Life "Two Ears Up"!

Harry före Harry -- before


Harry efter Harry -- after

Finally -- Both of Harry Potter's ears are as erect as you could possibly wish! The latest pictures must silence all critics who have whispered about his "un-Cairnterrier-istic" looks. Meanwhile, another crowd of admirers mourn the passing of his puppy-like charms of "one ear up, one ear down", even though they gain a more grown-up idol in the process.

For Harry, these have been trying times, even though he is keen to play down the entire matter.

"It goes without saying that it's tough when you know that people have even begun placing bets on whether your ears will ever rise at all", he admits, and continues before this reporter has a chance to follow up: "And don't give me any jokes about 'up over your head' or anything like that! I have heard every ear and head joke in existence, and i am VERY tired of them all!"

Harry cools down with a drink of water before he continues: "I mean, think of the stress involved! And it's not like there's much I could do about it myself -- I'm just thankful all the commotion didn't stop the growth of my ears!"

In retrospect, we can certainly say this isn't the case. There are even some, well, quite a lot of people who would go so far as to claim Harry's ears are now not only standing up, but even quite astonishingly large!

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Article Date: Feb 5th, 2003